"May I Please Borrow an Egg?"


"No Cell Phones for Adam and Eve"
Nothing beats the thrill of screaming loudly into your cell phone in restaurants, supermarkets and shopping malls.


"When Gerbils Go Berserk"
Once they were cute house pets, now these rodents are hellbent on revenge.


"Renegade Cows"
You better watch out 'cause these cows will mess you up.


"Sneezerman"
An all new super hero with amazing mucous powers.


"What Kind of Jerkoff do You Think I am?"
Did you know that there are over fifty different varieties of jerkoffs?


"Like a Snowman with Arthritis"
Like a toaster on probation, like a blender on parole.

"Just Another Turtle to You"
Meet Timmy the turtle. He's a turtle with a mission.

"Floss like a Beast"
When food gets stuck between my teeth, I floss like a beast.


"Brain Gobblers from Outer Space"
Greetings, people of the earth, we are friendly space creatures.


"Everybody has one"
And they are quite disgusting.

"Single Green Creature"
Here's an interesting singles ad from outer space.


"Yum! Yum! Yum!"
I'm doing research on a lollypop.


"I'm Like Totally, Oh, My God!"
This is like, and you are like, and we are like and I am like and he is like and...